The Coronavirus joke thread

[Notty]

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[Notty]

🚨🚨🚨😡😡 COMPLAINT!!! 😡😡🚨🚨🚨🚨

Does anyone know where I can call, to complain about gatherings and parties???
Im pretty sure gatherings of 150 people are prohibited. It is not fair that we are in quarantine and they don't even care about contagion. The fuckers have got alcohol, a bbq, a DJ playing extremely loud music and what smells to me like the devils lettuce. It makes me furious to think how many can get infected. Where can I call to report them?
😡😤🤬🤬

Wait.....fuck..... false alarm...
They just invited me...
Sorry to bother you,
Carry on!!!

[GSXKING]

@Notty Devils Lettuce cracked me up