The Coronavirus joke thread

DP1400 · Wednesday, 22 April 2020, 05:06 PM

How many schooners.....?

VladTepes · Wednesday, 22 April 2020, 05:45 PM

Quote from: SheepDog on Wednesday, 22 April 2020, 02:29 PM
Maybe after a dozen schooners, she could be a good catch.

Only if you mean 12 of these FULL of beer.

Mick_J · Wednesday, 22 April 2020, 06:31 PM

Not one of mine Notty, I have a rule as far as birds go. If she need more of my bike seat than I do she ain't getting on.

Notty · Wednesday, 22 April 2020, 06:52 PM

Woke up with a sore throat this morning and when I talked to my wife, she said I sounded like Bing Crosby.
Bloody Crooner Virus.

GSXKING · Thursday, 23 April 2020, 05:38 PM

That Face

VladTepes · Thursday, 23 April 2020, 05:40 PM

GSXKING · Thursday, 23 April 2020, 05:42 PM

Bored

VladTepes · Friday, 24 April 2020, 01:57 PM

:(

GSXKING · Friday, 24 April 2020, 05:50 PM

I wonder how many blokes would like the suck of a vacuum

Notty · Sunday, 26 April 2020, 02:26 AM

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VladTepes · Thursday, 30 April 2020, 10:33 AM

greta....

VladTepes · Thursday, 30 April 2020, 10:34 AM

hmm, indeed

VladTepes · Thursday, 30 April 2020, 10:35 AM

Fear the Future !

Mick_J · Thursday, 30 April 2020, 06:58 PM

Before you say it Notty, NO, I don't fancy the bird on the right. The chick on the left could get a ride on my bike if she asked me nicely though.

Notty · Thursday, 30 April 2020, 08:22 PM

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