The Coronavirus joke thread

[grog]

One of your best Notty👍

[MarkN]

My 4 year old nephew has been learning Spanish during lockdown.
He still can't say please though, which I think is poor for four

[Tally]

An englishman,irishman and scotsman walk into a bar.................. god those were the days 

[Notty]

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[GSXKING]

A couple of funny pics I've received and thought I'd share.

[Notty]

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[Kiwifruit]

A couple of funny pics I've received and thought I'd share.

I see in the bottom photo they've already nicked the hubcaps   

[GSXKING]

A couple of funny pics I've received and thought I'd share.

I see in the bottom photo they've already nicked the hubcaps   

Tragic really. The similarities aren't lost on most 

[Notty]

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[KiwiCol]

It'd be a hellava ride on the young one,  but the old clunker behind would cost less in the long run. 

[Kiwifruit]

I do like those old fashioned firm bumpers Notty   

[Mick_J]

Notty, it will end the same way, either the virus will kill you, she will kill you or your wife will kill you, best stay indoors.

[Hooli]

I'd say it's worth the risk myself.

[Notty]

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[Kiwifruit]

I'd say option 3 is likely to be the most drawn out and painful