some good bad jokes

[Hooli]

Big shout out to my neighbour for lending me her big sheet of polythene.

Ta Pauline

[grog]

Sad news — the inventor of auto-correct collapsed in the street yesterday.
He was taken by ambience to the nearest horse piddle.
🚑🐎😅📱

[Hooli]

Did you know if you turn a canoe over you can wear it as a hat?

Because it's cap sized.

[Pommeroy]

Two blokes go into a hat shop run by a cyclops. One says "That's the one I'd get", so the cyclops punched him.

[Hooli]

R.I.P to my neighbour.
He told his wife he was going out for some sewing thread but spent the day in the pub.
Gone but not for cotton.

[Pommeroy]

I've been trying to improve my vocabulary because it was bad. It was really bad. It was really, really bad.

[GSXKING]

I bet my wife oral sex she couldn't beat me in an arm wrestle.
I lost 😞 now she's rubbing my nose in it 😝😝😝

[Hooli]

That's a fishy joke

[VladTepes]

Did you hear about the guy with 5 dicks?  His underpants fit like a glove.

[Hooli]

[Eric GSX1400K3]

Very funny, or translated to Kiwi: "Hill-ear -eous"

[Pommeroy]

Not as difficult to understand as "Yea nah"...that one took me a while.

[Hooli]

In 3024 years life with either be incredibly good or incredibly bad.

It'll be 5050*.



*pronounce this in Yankieish

[GSXKING]

In 3024 years life with either be incredibly good or incredibly bad.

It'll be 5050*.





*pronounce this in Yankieish

DC comics predictions.

[Hooli]

What do you call a frenchman who's been attacked by a cat?

Claude.