some good bad jokes

[Andre]

Young people now think fame is a career. They don't or won't put in any effort at all.

In Germany, the failure rate for the written part of the driver license test is over 50 percent. According to a psychologist, the reason is a lack of diligence in preparing for it. Mate's son is a "good" example. I thought he took the test 3 times. His dad says 5 times! 25% of the kids coming out of 4th grade can't read or write. Teacher at top-tier high-school showed me sample writings of students ready to graduate - deplorable. Instead of teaching the kids the fundamentals, the requirements for good grades get more and more reduced.

I asked a couple of high school girls: "do you know who Darwin is" No was the answer. I suggested they google him and learn about his theory of evolution. Reason for me doing this: they stood in a road-crossing laughing their cute little asses off about something they where watching on a "smart"-phone. Got them off the road that way. They said they would look him up. I hope their writing-reading-comprehension skills are up to it.

[KiwiCol]

I doubt they'd even pick up on the subtilties in your suggestion, even if they did read Darwins' theory.    

[Pommeroy]

My computer told me my password needed to be eight characters...I'm regretting picking 'Snow White and the Seven Dwarves'.

[Hooli]

My computer told me my password needed to be eight characters...I'm regretting picking 'Snow White and the Seven Dwarves'.

Mine needed a capital & special character too.

"Snow White and the Seven Dwarves in London with Ironman" takes ages to type.

[Andre]

I doubt they'd even pick up on the subtilties in your suggestion, even if they did read Darwins' theory.    

That thought has crossed my mind several times. Another, more unkind, thought also entered my mind: I should not have intervened. That would have given Darwin the chance to proof his theory.

[Andre]

My computer told me my password needed to be eight characters...I'm regretting picking 'Snow White and the Seven Dwarves'.

Mine needed a capital & special character too.

"Snow White and the Seven Dwarves in London with Ironman" takes ages to type.

Golden 

[GSXKING]

[KiwiCol]

Hear Hear!!

I think that first one is @Roo   

[Roo]

Hear Hear!!

I think that first one is @Roo   

Cheers Kiwicol,  been feeding the cat over the road for a week, Saturday I was attacked !!!!!  The fucker latched onto my right hand, result the hand swelled up and I had to get antibiotics Yesterday !  Fuck ,hope its right for Tuesday as thats my ride day !!???   

[Notty]

Hear Hear!!

I think that first one is @Roo   

Cheers Kiwicol,  been feeding the cat over the road for a week, Saturday I was attacked !!!!!  The fucker latched onto my right hand, result the hand swelled up and I had to get antibiotics Yesterday !  Fuck ,hope its right for Tuesday as thats my ride day !!???   

pussies can be dangerous

[KiwiCol]

Hear Hear!!

I think that first one is @Roo   

Cheers Kiwicol,  been feeding the cat over the road for a week, Saturday I was attacked !!!!!  The fucker latched onto my right hand, result the hand swelled up and I had to get antibiotics Yesterday !  Fuck ,hope its right for Tuesday as thats my ride day !!??? 

pussies can be dangerous

pussies can be are dangerous, specially those that are missing a couple of legs . . .

[Hooli]

I recently became addicted to seaweed.
Now I'm seeking kelp.

[Pommeroy]

I recently became addicted to brake fluid.

It's ok, I can stop at any time.

[Hooli]

Germans are starting to stockpile sausage & cheese, it really is a Wurst Kase scenario.

[grog]

I got fired from the calendar factory, hard to believe, all i did was take a day off