Things you won't read in the bible...

[VladTepes]

and on the third day they went to the tomb, and found it empty.

"Roiks !" said Scooby.







(joke from Hugh Dennis)

[Hooli]

In the beginning there was nothing, which exploded.

[KiwiCol]

In the beginning there was nothing, which exploded.

[Batkwaka]

And verily Zeus imprisoned the Titans underground but the jealous God Jehovah changed the names to Giants and stole the credit for doing so.

[GSXKING]

He's not the messiah, he's just a naughty little boy......................Life of Brian 

[GSX1400Convert]

Moses was sitting around a fire telling his mates that he had just parted the sea, saved thousands of people and closed the sea up again drowning all the soldiers ..........
Then, he was offered more magic mushroom gravy for his camel steak. 

[VladTepes]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1rGT76dT7kI

[GSX1400Convert]

Things you won't read in the bible... The End

[Hooli]

Based on a true story.

[Kiwifruit]

He's not the messiah, he's just a naughty little boy......................Life of Brian 

"C'mon Brian lets go to the stoning" 

[GSXKING]

Legend has it.......as we are told 

[Mick_J]

Once upon a time.

and

And they all lived happily ever after.

Isn't that the start and finish of all fairy tales.

[grog]

Moses was lost in the desert for 40 years before his wife said, shouldnt we ask for directions.

[MarkN]

No really, we don't need your money

[Hooli]

Based on a true story.