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Things you won't read in the bible...

Started by VladTepes, Tuesday, 09 June 2020, 03:02 PM

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Hooli

All characters in this book are fictional and bear no resemblance to any real people alive or dead.

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Verily I say unto you; Happy is the man who sitteth on a barbed wire fence, for he shall surely rise.
The initial attraction to motorcycling inflicts people for various reasons and at different stages in their lives. But once someone experiences the elation of riding a motorcycle there's no denying the nearly spiritual effect it has.

Rynglieder


And the lord said unto Moses in his triumph, "come forth" - but Moses came fifth and god lost his beer money.

VladTepes

Ottomans: 'Hippity hoppity, Vienna's our property"
...and then the Winged Hussars arrived.

Vlad's K7 "Back in Black"
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Batkwaka

The Story your about to read is based on a true mythology, only the names have changed to suit the Pantheon!
May the sun be warm & shining and your roads be smooth & winding.

grog

Noah put his Ark up for sale. A couple inspected it, told him they really liked but has a strange aroma. Did you have a pet?

lawrie

And the lord said   'let there be light'   there WAS light,   & you could see for fuckin miles. :laugh:
I DO have to grow old, I DO NOT have to grow up.

Mick_J

Every day is a learning day.  I didn't know AC/DC contributed to the bible, never heard it mentioned before.

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Keep the rubber side down.          Mick

Del

Love early ACDC - seen them in 1978 at the Apollo in Glasgow with my (still) best mate
All Lives Matter
...until you multiply them by the speed of light squared. Then all lives energy.

A 'feuchainn gu cruaidh gus fuck a thoirt seachad - ach gu mì-fhortanach a' fàilligeadh

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