What did you buy today ???

[KiwiCol]

Wot no dick? 

Whaddya mean 'in case I take my bike to the Scottish meet'?  You & Red would be riding together wouldn't ya?  Seth's shouting, so it's mandatory to attend, n drink ones fill, & then some more, until it overflows.   

[Speedy1959]

Hi Col..
at that time of year there is a fair chance it will be peeing down..
If it is then I will use my car and just say "Hi"..
235 miles there in the pouring rain doesnt do it for me..
Soaking bike gear does NOT dry overnight...
S.

[KiwiCol]

Rain, bugger. Nah, 235 miles in rain is NO fun at all, and that's what we ride for, fun. It's not cause we have to, we do it for enjoyment & I'd whole heartedly agree that sort of distance in rain is not classed as fun with me either.  I'd do it if I had to - started to rain on a week away, but not set out in it.

Still, car up to Seths & get into it!!

[grog]

what is rain? just remembered we need it, havent seen for ages. our farmers even longer. bushfires the worry where i live, need that rain stuff badly.

[Irish in Oz]

Grog, I couple of mates from Tamworth are over for the IOM Classic, they can't believe the amount of rain. I was going to move my dick bits around the back of house but guess what it started again.

[seth]

You really should be moving your dick about if there's that much rain about it's not safe something might slip off and you could hurt yourself.

[KiwiCol]

You sayin someone could fall off Irish's dick?

[ARH]

Sound advice Seth    You should alway take care when moving your dick.... if it swings it could do some damage..

[seth]

Some could be seriously hurt on Irish' s dick especially if it's wet .

[KiwiCol]

Does he have a cat too?   

[ARH]

Some could be seriously hurt on Irish' s dick especially if it's wet .

Naaah ...I'm sure he'll find some sort of protective covering for his dick that'll prevent that...


@ Kiwicol... I'm sure he'll have enough room to swing it... 

[ARH]

One thing for sure chaps... his dick has given us a lot to talk about 

[KiwiCol]

I wasn't concerned about swinging the cat, was more the possibility of a wet pussy in the rain?

[ARH]

Too sublime for me mate... 

[seth]

There's nothing worse than a wet pussy and an unprotected dick .
That can lead to all kinds of dangerous situations.
Could end up costing loads for many years to come .