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Texas Sheriff's Exam

Started by VladTepes, Tuesday, 11 April 2017, 11:09 AM

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A young Texan grew up wanting to be a lawman.
He grew up big, 6'2" tall strong as a longhorn and fast as a mustang.  He could shoot a bottle cap tossed in the air at forty paces.

When he finally came of age he applied where he had only dreamt of working: The West Texas Sheriff's Office.
After a series of tests and interviews, the Chief Deputy finally called him into his office for his final interview.  The Chief Deputy said, "You're a big strong kid and you can really shoot.  So far your qualifications look good, but we have, what you might call, an 'Attitude Suitability Test' that you have to take before you can be accepted.  We don't just let anyone wear our badge son."

Then sliding a service pistol across the desk the Chief said, "Take this pistol out and shoot:
Six illegal aliens;
Six lawyers;
Six meth dealers;
Six Islamic extremists;
Six Democrats;
And a rabbit."

"Why the rabbit?" asked the applicant.
"You pass," said the Chief Deputy.  "When can you start?"
Ottomans: 'Hippity hoppity, Vienna's our property"
...and then the Winged Hussars arrived.

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