Very punny

[VladTepes]

What's ET short for?
He's only got little legs


Have you ever seen me tie my shoes with the power of my mind?
I thought knot...


Cheese fact, Edam is the only cheese that is made backwards


I made a whopping six figures last year, but I was also fired from the toy factory for being too slow.


Just got back from my mates funeral. He died after being hit on the head with a tennis ball. It was a lovely service.


Most people are shocked when they find out how bad I am as an electrician.

[Mick_J]

  Don't give up your day job.

[Dwain Dibley]

Groan !!   

D.D.

[VladTepes]

I don't mean to be condescending but... it means I have to explain things to you...