PC Christmas

[Notty]

8:00 am: I made a snowman.
8:10 - My feminist neighbour asked me why I had not made a snow woman.
8:15 – I gave my snowman a sex change.
8:17 - My feminist neighbour then complained about my snow woman's large bosom saying that it objectified women everywhere.
8:20 - The lesbian couple living nearby threw a hissy fit and said that I should have made two snow women, so I made my snow woman a partner.
8:22 - The transgender man/women/person asked why I didn't just make one snow individual with detachable parts.
8:25 - The vegans at the end of the lane complained about the carrot noses, as vegetables are food and not to be wasted to decorate snow figures.
8:28 – Black Lives Matter turned up and called me a racist because the snow couple were both white.
8:30 - I used food colouring to make one of the snow couple a different colour to be more racially inclusive.
8:37 – I was then accused of the even worse offense of applying black-face to a white individual.
8:39 - The Middle Eastern gent across the road demanded the snow women be dressed in burkas for the sake of their modesty.
8:40 - The police arrived and read out the list of complaints that had been made against me.
8:42 - The feminist neighbour returned to complain that the broom that the snow woman was holding should be removed because it depicted women in a purely domestic role.
8:43 - The local council Equality Officer arrived and threatened me with eviction.
8:45 – A TV news crew from the BBC showed up. I was asked if I knew the difference between snowmen and snow women. Jokingly, I replied, "Snowballs". The female news reporter denounced me as a sexist pig.
9:00 - I was on the TV news as a suspected terrorist, racist, homophobe, and sensibility offender, bent on stirring up trouble during difficult weather.
9:10 – The police asked if I had any accomplices. My children were then taken into care by Social Services.
9:29 – Far-left protesters, offended by everything I'd done, marched down the street demanding my arrest for hate crimes.
9:45 – By now the story was all over social media. My boss called and fired me because of the negative association with his company.
10:00 - I cried into my drink because all I wanted to do was build a bloody snowman
Don't Laugh ... This is what the world is coming to....
Happy Holidays !

[GSXKING]

  Why doesn't this surprise me @Notty 

[Rynglieder]

Not impossible.

Bit worried about the use of "Christmas" in your topic title though - I'm reminded of a few years ago when Birmingham City Council tried to change the reference to the holiday period to "Winterval" as a significant percerntage of the population are not Christians.

[Mick_J]

Not impossible.

Bit worried about the use of "Christmas" in your topic title though - I'm reminded of a few years ago when Birmingham City Council tried to change the reference to the holiday period to "Winterval" as a significant percerntage of the population are not Christians.

Fuck em, if they live in this country they should get over it, no one is forcing them to live here.

Notty, I think you are right on target with the way this once great country is heading.  White, straight, male, female christians are now in the minority in many parts of the UK.

[Eric GSX1400K3]

[quote  White, straight, male, female christians are now in the minority in many parts of the UK.
[/quote]
Not just in the UK mate

[Speedy1959]

You missed out the "Non Binary" bullshit!!
Talk about a crime against nature !

[Mick_J]

Nicked from another forum but its so true, especially the last bit. 

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[Speedy1959]

Brilliant..
Just sent that to my Brother...
I love the very end of the clip showing the Guys chart for women....

[grog]

Total load of crap. IMO.

[Mick_J]

What's up Grog, just found out you married a trannie 
Or is it that you are filthy rich?

[grog]

No Mate, no trannie and not rich, just find that stuff boring useless crap. Not at all funny, just a waste of time.