Poor zoo keeper

[BooN]

Guy limps into the doctors and the GP says "take a seat" but he declines saying he'd rather stand. "Well what brings you in today" says the doc, "I'm a zookeeper" says the guy, "I was bending over picking up my brush and I got raped by an elephant!" "NO WAY" gasped the doc, "you better drop your trousers and I'll inspect the damage" so the poor fellow drops his breeks and shows the doc his arse which has a tattered hole 12 inches wide, "Christ on a skateboard" the doc whispered, " I'm no vet but I read somewhere that an elephant penis is usually around 6-7 inches in girth but your passage is a foot wide?"

"Yes doc but he fingered me first!"

[Speedy1959]

Lol
Very good !