Missing Person

[froudy]

Husband: My wife is missing. She went shopping yesterday and has not come home.
Officer: Age?
Husband: I'm not sure. Around 40. We don't do birthdays.
Officer: Height?
Husband: I'm not sure. A little over 5 feet tall.
Officer: Weight?
Husband: Don't know. Not slim. Not really fat.
Officer: Color of eyes?
Husband: Sort of brown I think.
Officer: Color of hair?
Husband: Changes a couple of times a year. Maybe dark brown now. I can't remember.
Officer: What was she wearing?
Husband: Could have been pants, or maybe a skirt or shorts. I don't know exactly.
Officer: What kind of car did she go in?
Husband: She went on my motorcycle.
Officer: What kind of motorcycle was it?
Husband: A Blue and White Suzuki GSX1400 with full Akrapovic exhaust system, Yoshimura cams, full stainless bolt kit, rear suspension jack up blocks with Ohlins shocks, upside down radial Ohlins front forks with Brembo monoblock calipers.....

At this point the husband started choking up.

Officer: Take it easy sir, we'll find your motorcycle