Women

[Notty]

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[GSXKING]

So TRUE @Notty 

[GSXKING]

  

[VladTepes]

That's... brave.

[GSXKING]

They probably both would kill you 

[Speedy1959]

Wow what do they put in the milk in Brisbane ?
I bet she can "clench" (1st photo)

[GSXKING]

This made me laugh 

[T250]

 

[Globalrider]

You guys are so bad but I like it!!! 

[Eric GSX1400K3]

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[Mick_J]

Does that include modern women, you know, the ones with a dick?

[froudy]

Well I was going to start a new thread for it in jokes, but here seems just as appropriate

When I was 14, I hoped that one day I would have a girlfriend.
When I was 16 I got a girlfriend, but there was no passion, so I decided I needed a passionate girl with a zest for life.
In college I dated a passionate girl, but she was too emotional. Everything was an emergency; she was a drama queen, cried all the time and threatened suicide. So I decided I needed a girl with stability.
When I was 25 I found a very stable girl but she was boring. She was totally predictable and never got excited about anything. Life became so dull that I decided that I needed a girl with some excitement.
When I was 28 I found an exciting girl, but I couldn't keep up with her. She rushed from one thing to another, never settling on anything. She did mad impetuous things and made me miserable as often as happy. She was great fun initially and very energetic, but directionless. So I decided to find girl with some real ambition.
When I turned 30, I found a smart, ambitious girl with her feet planted firmly on the ground, so I married her. She was so ambitious that she divorced me and took everything I owned.
I am older and wiser now, and I'm looking for a girl with big tits

[Notty]

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[GSXKING]

 

[Yetiman]

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