Lunch

[VladTepes]

An Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman all take a food break while working high up on a new bridge.

(yep it's an Irish joke. Deal with it)

The Englishman opens his lunchbox and complains, "I tell ya, lads, it's the same damned thins every day! I swear, if I get one more fish paste sandwich, I'm going to jump off this bridge."

The Scotsman opens his lunch box and says, "If I get one more boring peanut butter and jam sandwich, by all that's holy, I'll join ya!"

The Irishman then unwraps his lunch and yells, disgusted, "If I get one more egg sandwich, in the name of Saint Patrick, I will jump off this cursed bridge with the both of ye!"

The next day, all three get the same lunch, and true to their vows, all three jump off the bridge, and SPLASH! fall to their death, one following the other.

At the inquest later, the Englishman's wife wails, "If only I'd known he didn't like fish paste, I would've given him roast beef!"

The Scotsman's wife cries, "If only I'd known he didn't want PB and jam. I thought he was thrifty!"

And finally, the Irishman's wife wipes away her tears and says, "I don't understand it. He made his own sandwiches."