Not a Darwin Award but definitely Mentioned in Dispatches

[Monarchjock]

Once you've read the article read the comments. If you've not got tears running down your face.

https://www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/news/greater-manchester-news/bomb-squad-scrambled-ae-after-22356538

[KiwiCol]

Yeah, saw that in our news yesterday.  I just can't fathom how anyone could come across an item like this & think to themselves,"owww, I'd like that stuffed up me arse"  Slipped & fell on it, yeah right! Fecken halfwit,   serves him right.   

[Kiwifruit]

Same Col, winning Idea that one 

[VladTepes]

funny as !

[GSXKING]

WTFFFFFFF

[Mick_J]

Clown.