Racism

[Globalrider]

Everyone seems to be in such a hurry to scream 'racism 'these days.
So, the customer asked, "In what aisle could I find the Polish sausage?"
The clerk looks at him and says, "Are you Polish?"
The guy (clearly offended) says, "Well, yes I am. But let me ask you something.  If I had asked for Italian sausage, would you ask me if I was Italian? Or if I had asked for German Bratwurst, would you ask me if I was German? Or if I asked for a kosher hot dog would you ask me if I was Jewish? Or if I had asked for a Taco, would you ask if I was Mexican?' If I asked for some Irish whiskey, would you ask if I was Irish?"
The clerk says, "Well, no, I probably wouldn't!"
With deep self-righteous indignation, the guy says, "Well then, why did you ask me if I'm Polish because I asked for Polish sausage?"
The clerk replied, "Because you're in Home Depot.

[VladTepes]

Oldie but a goodie.

Polish jokes only exist because Irishmen are too easily offended?

[Kiwifruit]

Enoch Powell had some good ideas......he could certainly see into the future.

[grog]

Im far from racist. Mates from every country. I like meeting people from wherever, so interesting.   we bring in certain immigrants,get housed etc, much more than some Aussies get, yeah, there are some lazy fucked up Aussies also.  Ive worked hard for what i have, not much but its mine.So many recent imports, given lots but hate us. Sudanese, rescued from a shit hole, hate us with a passion, injur, rob, kill. I just dont understand why they just dont enjoy what theyve been given.

[Hooli]

Exactly the same as here then.

I don't understand the desire to import scum who'll damage society, we've all got enough scum of our own after all.

[Irish in Oz]

Oldie but a goodie.

Polish jokes only exist because Irishmen are too easily offended?

That's not true, I'm offended by your remark.
Anyway I'll race anyone, regardless of where your from.