Aussies in Jerusalem

[VladTepes]

An Australian husband and wife were visiting Jerusalem when the wife suddenly dies.

The Undertaker tells the husband that it'll cost him $10,000 to transport her home to bury or $100 to bury her here. The husband says to ship her home.

The Undertaker says to the husband: "But why not bury her here in the Holy Land and save big money?"

The husband turns to the Undertaker and says "Listen mate a long time ago a bloke called Jesus died and was buried and 3 days later he rose from the dead..................She's going home!"