Stop Light

[VladTepes]

I was sitting at a long stoplight yesterday, minding my own business, patiently waiting for it to turn green even though there was no on-coming traffic.

A carload of scruffy-bearded, young animal activists shouting anti-Australian slogans with a half-burned Australian flag duct-taped on the boot of their car and a "Animals are people" slogan spray painted on the side stopped next to me.

Suddenly they yelled, "PETA forever" threw brick at me and took off before the light changed.

Out of nowhere a B-double came speeding through the intersection and ran directly over their car, crushing it completely and killing everyone in it.

For several minutes I sat in my car thinking to myself, "Man ... that coulda been me!"

So today, bright and early, I went out and got a job as a truck driver.

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