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[VladTepes]

There was a little girl out in the yard spending some quality time with her Dad, and 'helping' him.
She's looking around, starting to get bored, and sees a big spider.

"Dad, what kind of spider is that"?
He looked over and said, "Sweetie, that's a daddy long legs spider"

She watched it awhile, and then another spider came along, and climbed up on top of it.
"Dad, what kind of spider is that one"?

He told her, "Well, that's a daddy long legs spider also".

Right then, the little girl stomped down, smashed them both into a wet spot, and said -

"That might be OK in Sydney, but we ain't having none of that here in Queensland".