Bale-out......

[DP1400]

A plane is carrying five passengers.

Nichola Sturgeon, Boris Johnson, Donald Trump, The Pope and a 10yr old schoolboy.

The plane begins to go down and is about to crash. There are only four parachutes on board.

Nichola Sturgeon says "I have to live, I have the Scottish Independence to sort out". She takes a parachute and jumps.

The Pope says "I have to live, I have to sort out the Catholic Church". He takes a parachute and jumps.

Donald Trump says "I have to live, i`m the smartest man in America". He takes a parachute and jumps.

Boris Johnson looks at the ten year old boy and says "You can have the last parachute. I`m a lot older than you and i`ve lived my life, yours has yet to begin".

The 10 year old schoolboy says " Don`t worry Mr Johnson, there`s two parachutes left. The smartest man in America just took my school bag"! 

[VladTepes]

and oldie but a goodie for sure !