Golf Woes

[VladTepes]

Two women were playing golf. One teed-off and watched in horror as her ball headed directly toward a foursome of men playing the next hole. The ball hit one of the men.

The women watched as the man immediately clasped his hands together at his groin, fell to the ground and proceeded to roll around in agony.

The women rushed over to the man, and the woman that had hit the ball immediately began to apologize. "Please allow me to help. I'm a Physical Therapist and I know I could relieve your pain if you'd allow me", she told him.

"Oh, no, I'll be all right. I'll be fine in a few minutes," the man replied. He was in obvious agony, lying in the foetal position, still clasping his hands there at his groin.

At her persistence, however, he finally allowed her to help. She gently took his hands away from his groin and laid them to the side. She loosened his pants and put her hands inside. She took hold of his "family jewels" very carefully, and administered tender and artful massage for several long moments, and then asked, "How does that feel?"

He replied, "It feels great, but I still think my thumb's broken!"

[grog]

Funny Vlad. One for me to tell on the weekend at golf.

[VladTepes]

OK mate yo can have this as a bonus:


Man walks into the 19th hole with a club wrapped around his neck.
A mate asked him what happened and he told the story...

Ya see, the wife and I were playing a round and teed off on the 13th, you know, the hole that runs along the boundary.  Anyway, the wife has pulled her shot and it soared off into the paddock near the cows.

He continues - when we got to about where we reckoned the ball should be there were a number of cows sitting down chewing their cuds and after a few minutes looking I found her ball just near a cows back legs.  I called her over and lifted the cows tail up to reveal her ball and said "This looks like yours"