New GSX1400 Owner

[Blubber]

Hi and welcome.

I am not scared of big people.
I think it is a nice change to look level or even up during a conversation 

[DP1400]

Hi and welcome BP. An 8 year lay-off? Isn`t that a criminal offence? Anyhow, enjoy your new `14. I too had a Bandit before my `14. A mint naked K3. Cracking bike, luvved it, but arrive anywhere on a `14 and everyone knows you`ve landed! 

[Chrisl]

Welcome PHil !

[Mr gsx1400]

welcome 

[Mick_J]

Welcome to the forum Big Phil  .  Big Phil  , is that because you're are hung like a horse or are you just a fat bastard. 

Ahem, we don't say that any more Mick, we say 'Equine endowed' these days.   

Apologies for being so un-PC Col  , Can I assume that fat bastard is still acceptable?

[Mr gsx1400]

welcome m8 soon be spring might get some dry weather soon 

[Mrg]

Welcome to our growing big family of 1402 lovers 

[KiwiCol]

Welcome to the forum Big Phil  .  Big Phil  , is that because you're are hung like a horse or are you just a fat bastard. 

Ahem, we don't say that any more Mick, we say 'Equine endowed' these days.   

Apologies for being so un-PC Col  , Can I assume that fat bastard is still acceptable?

Yes mate, you can. 

[Blubber]

Welcome to the forum Big Phil  .  Big Phil  , is that because you're are hung like a horse or are you just a fat bastard. 

Ahem, we don't say that any more Mick, we say 'Equine endowed' these days.   

Apologies for being so un-PC Col  , Can I assume that fat bastard is still acceptable?

Nah... thats called : easy to spot, curvy or Rubenesque these days 

[Kiwifruit]

Word of the week Blubber....... Rubenesque.

[KiwiCol]

He's a "Rubenesque, equine endowed chap", sounds just lovely don't it.

[Mick_J]

Welcome to the forum Big Phil  .  Big Phil  , is that because you're are hung like a horse or are you just a fat bastard. 

Ahem, we don't say that any more Mick, we say 'Equine endowed' these days.   

Apologies for being so un-PC Col  , Can I assume that fat bastard is still acceptable?

Yes mate, you can. 

Thank fuck for that, I just don't want to come across as being too un-PC, but I am assuming Big Phil is a bloke and not a trans neutral non descript thingy 

[Kiwifruit]

Poor Phil..... he"s only just arrived here, we do talk bikes sometimes.

[Big Phil]

Hi Guy's, thanks for all the welcome messages and friendly abuse 😂 which is much appreciated. I get called Big Phil because I was quite a large bar steward for many years but have thankfully slimed down a lot over the last few years. At the end of the day it's the easiest and least costly way to make your bike go faster! Can't wait for Friday and the arrival of my 14. I will post pictures in due course if I can work out how🤣

[KiwiCol]

Good on ya BP.