Deep & Meaningful Quotes

[VladTepes]

Anyone have any quotes they've come across and held on to? Perhaps which have had special meaning for them?

I rather like:

Life asked death "Why do people love me but hate you?"
Death replied "Because you are a beautiful lie, and I am the painful truth"

[grog]

You live more for five minutes going fast on a bike than other people do all their life."- Marco Simoncelli

[Kiwifruit]

"As welcome as diarrhoea in a wetsuit"   

[Mick_J]

"I'd rather be skiing than doing this" do you ski Mr Laurel? "No".  Stan laurel on his death bed.

[Tally]

Billy Connelly, on one of his gigs. " I was made to feel welcome as a fart in a spacesuit " , talking to parky on his chat show.

[gsxbarmy]

"if you think YOUR job is boring and a waste of time, remember there is some poor guy in Germany fitting indicators to BMW's"

[DP1400]

`If a man speaks in the middle of a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong?`

[Andre]

When everyone thinks of themselves, everyone is thought of.

[lawrie]

 My avatar:   

                I DO have to grow old, I DO NOT have to grow up.

[Boa]

Just because you're paranoid it doesn't mean no-one's out to get you

[MikMc66]

On riding bikes an being me😜

"I ain't anti-social..... I am just anti-idiot"

Mik

[Andre]

I have no prejudices, I just don't like anyone.

[Granty]

An old Yorkshire saying.
" If tha does owt f nowt do it for thi sen"
Translation.....if you do anything for free only do it for yourself.

[Notty]

If things don't change they will stay the same 

[GSXKING]

"Diarrhoea is hereditary" Yep it runs in your jeans