'bloomin''ummer,heckin' flip,gosh darn ' farging-bastidges'(Johnny Dangerously)

[sioux zookeeper]

Sooo  their me was with a day (porn) off,sunny,(porn)free 2 do what me feels (porn)like'significant other working,pets,occupied),mebbe a fry up(porn)("well,me did get trousered the previous knight,lard hot Hot lard in the mourning,at the beach helps) trip to the see-sighed(seaside)..butt ,whats this? an screw head pokin' out me kcab tyre? piss!hello local moat-awe-sigh-cull(motorcycle) repair chap 'Crush Ginster' fixed,plugged inflATED,we danced for a while... l  o  n  g  storey short,me didn't halve 2 bycicle anywhere("woo-Hoo!") and am still on the rode ,seaking a better immobiliser and tank pad,

[Sweaty]

 

[KiwiCol]

More fuel from Johnny Walker required.

[Speedy1959]

Is that English ??
Its good he can use a keyboard..
Just not a Qwerty one 

[grog]

Sioux, i try to understand but you leave me confused. Just glad youre enjoying life. Post away mate, variety is the spice of life.

[Sweaty]

I seriously wasn't sure if I was missing something or if it was him having a good night on the turps 
Good on you for giving us something to work out, but now you have forced me to get very drunk tonight & see if I can decipher it 

[Mick_J]

Problem is when you start to wear a hoodie and hang about on street corners with your gang mate English seems to be the last language used, talking gangster only works if you are 15. 

[grog]

Sweaty, not too drunk i hope, cold beers going down well here on a cold night. Probably warm compared to where others live. All about what your used to. 9 degrees tonight, cold for me.

[froudy]

I got moderately drunk last night and was still unable to decipher it

[DTTW]

Cinderella drunk is not good enough, I think you need go Hasselhoff style with LSD or sumthin to understand any of that. Interesting that you guys with English as your native language don't get it either. I first though this is some rare dialect. 

Anyhow interesting post. 

[Hooli]

Reminds me of that nutter on the old Org who got banned eventually as he just posted insanity like that. I think he was from down under & had a big crash? Anyone remember?

[Mister Fishfinger]

As far as I can tell, he had a day to himself and had to decide between a wank and a ride out on the bike. Unfortunately there was a nail in the tyre so he had to get that fixed first. Not sure what happened after that.

[Speedy1959]

Bloody Hell fish Finger..
I literally chocked on my John Smith's (Beer)

[Will14]

Reminds me of that nutter on the old Org who got banned eventually as he just posted insanity like that. I think he was from down under & had a big crash? Anyone remember?

Yup, wasn't it Chicken or something like that & I seem to think he was from France

[Hooli]

Reminds me of that nutter on the old Org who got banned eventually as he just posted insanity like that. I think he was from down under & had a big crash? Anyone remember?

Yup, wasn't it Chicken or something like that & I seem to think he was from France

You maybe right, I mostly remember he wasn't British. A chicken avatar kinda rings a bell though.