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How to start a fight....

Started by VladTepes, Wednesday, 15 February 2017, 01:10 PM

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VladTepes

Step 1: go to the GSX1400 Owners ORG forum  (here)

Step 2: Post "What colour is fastest"

Step 3. Wait, briefly.

:box:  :box:  :box:  :box:  :box:  :box:

:popcorn:
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KiwiCol

#1

Ahhhh, no contest.  Gotta be the Blacks!   Everyone knows ya have to ride a black like ya just stole it!  No pussyfooting around or worrying about the latest spot on the white rim, just off, an bloody fast!


Don't take my word for it though, just ask an independent adjudicator, as in RedBiker shall we say!


:stir:


All yours Red . . .
😎  Always looking for the next corner.  😎

Mrg

well my penny's worth is  :stir:  :stir:  :stir:  :stir:  :stir:

ask all the red black and white  pink orange and any other color  ones we pass  as there always behind use blues  :onya:  :popcorn:  :onya:  :popcorn:
look check and look again  then you see the fool

gsxbarmy

Sorry Blacks can't be fastest as Black is not a colour as proven on the old forum

B&W has to be fastest as that is what Suzuki paint the factory and GSX-R bikes in for that extra turn of speed (note also that the Yamaha team also painted their race team bikes in B&W and won nearly everything in sight - Rossi dominated on his B&W Yam)

Which just proves my point....... :clapping: :lol:

Nothing to do.............all day to do it....I love retirement :lol:

KiwiCol

Quote from: gsxbarmy on Wednesday, 15 February  2017, 06:07 PM
Sorry Blacks can't be fastest as Black is not a colour as proven on the old forum

B&W has to be fastest as that is what Suzuki paint the factory and GSX-R bikes in for that extra turn of speed (note also that the Yamaha team also painted their race team bikes in B&W and won nearly everything in sight - Rossi dominated on his B&W Yam)

Which just proves my point....... :clapping: :lol:



Whilst what you say above is true, to a point, the reason they all won on the B/W's was because they couldn't catch a black to ride it!   :clapping: :lol:
😎  Always looking for the next corner.  😎

gsxbarmy

no can't agree name me one team whose colours are black.....

(Actually Col you need to complete your sentence to "......couldn't catch a black bike to lap it for a second time"  :rofl2:

Advantage B&W  :notworthy: :clapping:
Nothing to do.............all day to do it....I love retirement :lol:

Red Biker

Cheers for the heads up Kiwi' looks like I've arrived just in time!
Let's look at the facts:

1) Racing Team colours are picked based on best visibility for the advertisers nothing to do with speed or more importantly 'Sexiness or menace'

2) Hollywood never use B&W if there is a bike featured they are invariably Black unless it's Power Rangers or Libre Archie's bio. Think Terminatoe/Great Escape/ Night Rider/ Highway To Hell and it goes on

3) My personal opinion is that those who ride bright coloured bikes are generally missing something in their life or have gender issues (or small nobs)

So that's settled that!

Cheers
Red
Many a Donkey has lost its hoof on the rocky road, don't be that Donkey!

KiwiCol

Quote from: gsxbarmy on Wednesday, 15 February  2017, 06:52 PM
no can't agree name me one team whose colours are black.....

(Actually Col you need to complete your sentence to "......couldn't catch a black bike to lap it for a second time"  :rofl2:

Advantage B&W  :notworthy: :clapping:

Nope, my sentence was complete.
😎  Always looking for the next corner.  😎

RIZLA750

Quote from: gsxbarmy on Wednesday, 15 February  2017, 06:52 PM
no can't agree name me one team whose colours are black.....

(Actually Col you need to complete your sentence to "......couldn't catch a black bike to lap it for a second time"  :rofl2:

Advantage B&W  :notworthy: :clapping:

Erm wernt jps norton black? jps lotus?
AN ADULT TEENAGER

KiwiCol

Quote from: Red Biker on Wednesday, 15 February  2017, 07:03 PM
Cheers for the heads up Kiwi' looks like I've arrived just in time!
Let's look at the facts:

1) Racing Team colours are picked based on best visibility for the advertisers nothing to do with speed or more importantly 'Sexiness or menace'

2) Hollywood never use B&W if there is a bike featured they are invariably Black unless it's Power Rangers or Libre Archie's bio. Think Terminatoe/Great Escape/ Night Rider/ Highway To Hell and it goes on

3) My personal opinion is that those who ride bright coloured bikes are generally missing something in their life or have gender issues (or small nobs)

So that's settled that!

Cheers
Red
😎  Always looking for the next corner.  😎

Mick_J

Black is fine on a British bike, it's traditional.
Keep the rubber side down.          Mick

Proteous

Right!!! Children... THIS is the definative resolution......

B&W's are NOT the quickest, they are common and slow...
Blacks are NOT the quickest, they are just for lazy people who cant be bothered to make the effort.. and we all know lazy = slow... "Hmmm what colour shall i do my rebuild.. hmmm sod it, cant be bothered lets black it.." - Lazy
Black & Red is NOT the quickest, they are like the goths of the 14 world trying to be different but actually there are to many of them and peolpe just look at them strangly when they are in restaurants....

The fastest ones are the Hydro dipped ones.. Evidence:- I ride one! They are so fast people cant even tell what colour they are unless they are parked or at lights.. I ride one! I pass ever other 14 i see.. I ride one! They are not for lazy people they take time and effort..-Fast.. I ride one! Everyone looks at them and says.. "OOoohh thats pretty, i bet that shifts.." so people think they are quick even when they are stopped!!! Didi i mention I ride one?

So there you go.. argument over.. Now if ANYONE disagrees with me i will lock this thread!!!!.... :devil:
So if i do stuff all all day and noone sees me do it.. Am i still a lazy git?

gsxbarmy

Well I disagree with you - and if you lock it I'll unlock it it nah nah nah  :rofl2:

Hydrodipped? So what does one of them look like Proteous?
Nothing to do.............all day to do it....I love retirement :lol:

Kiwifruit

Im with Col.......Black it is !
None of these hydrodipped, blue n white, rainbow colours for me.

Now look what you've done Vlad, and we were all getting along so well.
Another great day on the right side of the grass.😎

gsxbarmy

Personally I think all Black bike owners are suppressed B&W owners, they wish they could afford them, and wish they could control the raw tarmac churning power of same and are just envious of the superior B&W - their heroes  :smitten:  :whistling: :notworthy:

and....................Round 3 ding ding!!!    :boogie:
Nothing to do.............all day to do it....I love retirement :lol:

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