Horns

[VladTepes]

A blonde was touring a farm...
...and asked the farmer, "Why doesn't that cow over there have horns?"

"There are many reasons why a cow doesn't have horns," began the farmer. "Some cows are bred to be hornless. On some cows, the horns come in later. Sometimes, the horns are removed. And on some cows, the horns fall off. That particular cow doesn't have horns because it's a horse."


Later the blonde asked "Why do the cows have bells?
The farmer answers "Because their horns don't work."