Visit to the Doctor

[Taniwha]

A man goes to the doctor with a pain in his leg.

The doctor says, "Can you show me the leg, please"

The man raises his leg, and suddenly the leg speaks and says to the doctor, "Lemmy a tenner?"

The doctor looks puzzled, and examines the leg more closely.

Louder this time, the leg says to the doctor, "Oi, lend us a tenner, mate!"

The doctor's face clears and he says, "I think your leg's broke"