Dirty Joke thread

[VladTepes]

Keep it clean-ish though.
If you wouldn't want your wife to read 'em, don't post 'em.
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I walked past an out-of-business brothel the other day.

Sign on the door said "Beat it. We're closed".

[Kiwifruit]

"Beat it"..... l never liked Michael Jackson 

[Taniwha]

Whats the difference between Amy Winehouse and Captain Morgan?
Captain Morgan comes alive when you add Coke.