The dangers of Drinking

[Taniwha]

It is a well-known fact that as people consume alcohol, they tend to lose motor control. Police have used this knowledge to develop the field sobriety test. The test is a simple-to-administer series of body movements, such as walking a straight line heel-to-toe, balancing on one leg, or holding the head back while attempting to touch your nose with your fingertip.
   The loss of motor control due to alcohol consumption includes precision movements of the mouth and tongue as well. Words tend to slur and pronunciation is compromised. In an effort to assist bartenders, security guards, police officers, health workers, and others who may come in contact with inebriated individuals, the following checklist provides common wording to watch for in those you suspect may have had too much to drink:

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These are some words that are difficult to say when you're drunk:

   a) Innovative

   b) Preliminary

   c) Proliferation

   d) Cinnamon

These are words that are very difficult to say when you're drunk

   a) Specificity

   b) constituency

   c) Applicability

   d) Transubstantiate

These are words that are DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE to say when you're drunk:

   a) OK, I've had enough, no more booze for me.

   b) Sorry, but you're really not my type.

   c) Good evening officer, isn't it a lovely night tonight?

   d) I'm not interested in fighting you.

   e) Oh, I just couldn't — really, no one wants to hear me sing.

   f) Thank you, but I won't attempt to dance, as I have very little coordination.

   g) You want me to do a back-flip off the bar? Are you crazy? I might get hurt!

   h) Where is the nearest toilet? I refuse to vomit in the street.

   i) Thanks for the offer, but I don't want to sleep with you.

   j) I must be going home now; I have to be at work in the morning.

[VladTepes]

Very good!

[Mick_J]

Specificity

I couldn't pronounce this one without google,  and I don't even drink.