A treat at Christmas

[MarkN]

A Scotsman and his wife walked past a swanky new restaurant

"Did you smell that food" said the wife, "It smells absolutely incredible"

As it was Christmas the man thought "Oh what the hell, I'll treat her"

So they walked past it again

[seth]

I'm English but live up here

[MarkN]

Got this from my Scottish son in law, who happens to be the other Motherwell fan