BBC programmes

[Kiwifruit]

For the British........
The BBC used to make programmes like the Blue Planet, lots about nature and some good drama series.
Imagine my surprise when im channel surfing and stumble across some bird and the female presenter discussing the shape and size of bunch of fella's todgers.......
Then in the finish she slips into her birthday suit and choses a fella to go on a date with.
At half time they change sides and a bloke gets to discuss the pros and cons of the muffins on offer.......
Certainly more interested in the second half.......then the missus comes in and asks what are you watching?......."BBC Doco love".
Don't think it was a David Attenborough production.
Where do they come up with this stuff ?? 

[shanered6]

For the British........
The BBC used to make programmes like the Blue Planet, lots about nature and some good drama series.
Imagine my surprise when im channel surfing and stumble across some bird and the female presenter discussing the shape and size of bunch of fella's todgers.......
Then in the finish she slips into her birthday suit and choses a fella to go on a date with.
At half time they change sides and a bloke gets to discuss the pros and cons of the muffins on offer.......
Certainly more interested in the second half.......then the missus comes in and asks what are you watching?......."BBC Doco love".
Don't think it was a David Attenborough production.
Where do they come up with this stuff ?? 

Well its nice to see tax payers money going on something imformative !

[KiwiCol]

I've seen that program before too Col. Bloody staggering what passes as entertainment these days. I was genuinely shocked that something like that would make it on to free to air tv, n not even be on a porn channel.
I'm amazed at what people will do just to be on telly! Loosers.

[Del]

I gave up on television when they came up with all the reality TV programmes especially Dating in the Dark 

[Speedy1959]

I gave up on television when they came up with all the reality TV programmes especially Dating in the Dark 

If you REALLY want to be depressed just try watching Jeremy Kyle !!
For you Ozzys or Kiwis just google it if your bored with nothing better to do..
It makes me ashamed to be a Brit !
God knows what the rest of the world thinks if they see that program !

[Tony Nitrous]

I'm watching the 8 hour race from Suzuka on Eurosport.  There's been a few good battles, crashes, a bike on fire.

That's my kind of reality TV.

[froudy]

UK TV programmes leave a lot to be desired these days. Me and Mrs F watch very little TV.
It's too easy to spend the evening channel surfing and not actually find anything decent to watch. Even with an Amazon Fire TV stick and Netflix we struggle at times.

Still have to pay the bloody TV licence though...£150.50 a year

[Mick_J]

We don't watch any so called reality tv, a bunch of well paid tossers pissing about in a safe, set up environment and calling it reality, these are just programs for 

[grog]

Suzuka a bit of a bad situation really. wet, oil, pace car on for 2 hrs out of 6. a bit like other reality shows.

[Blubber]

Did you seriously Google for b.b.c and birds?

As in.... big black clocks on white chicks?


That's not smart..but can happen to anyone

I once needed new label cassettes for a dyno label writer....

Can you guess how many hits I got when I googled for "black on white tape" :facepalm..

[Mister Fishfinger]

Are you sure that was BBC? It sounds a lot like "Naked Attraction", which is a Channel 4 show.

[VladTepes]

Still have to pay the bloody TV licence though...£150.50 a year

Yeah we don't have that here because anyone trying to collect it would get shot / bitten / punched / in some other way made clear to them that is bullshit.

[Andre]

Here it's over 200 € a year. People have been thrown in jail until they paid up. Even if you don't have a TV (they expanded it to include Internet), as long as you live here you have to pay unless your income is very low.

[Mister Fishfinger]

Still have to pay the bloody TV licence though...£150.50 a year

Yeah we don't have that here because anyone trying to collect it would get shot / bitten / punched / in some other way made clear to them that is bullshit.

I often hear people moaning about the TV licence fee, but that's the price of watching TV without any adverts. If you think about it, the other UK terrestrial channels are funded by advertising, which means that if you buy pretty much anything from a shop you are funding those channels even if you don't have a TV.

At least with the licence fee you can ditch your TV and not pay it.

[Kiwifruit]

Are you sure that was BBC? It sounds a lot like "Naked Attraction", which is a Channel 4 show.

Yes Fishy thats it.  Im sure the credits said BBC