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Praise the Lord

Started by lil4399, Sunday, 03 June 2018, 03:30 AM

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lil4399

I was driving down the street in a sweat because he had an important meeting and couldn't find a parking place. Looking up to heaven I said, "Lord take pity on me. If you find me a parking place I will go to Mass every Sunday for the rest of my life and give up drinking Whisky!"

Miraculously, a parking place appeared.

I quickly looked up again and said, "Never mind, I found one."
If you are going to run out of fuel, do it in your garage.

It's only a short walk to the kettle.

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