An Arab boy asks his dad...

[VladTepes]

     A young Arab boy asks his father "What is that strange hat."

    The father said: "Why, my son, it is a 'chechia.'

    In the desert it protects our heads from the intense heat of the sun."

    "And what is the long flowing robe you are wearing?" asked the boy

     "Oh, my son!" exclaimed the father "It is very simple. This is a 'djbellah.' As I have told you, in the desert it is not only very hot, but the sand is always blowing, my djbellah protects the entire body,"

    The son then asked: "But Father, what about those ugly shoes you have on your feet?"

     "These are 'babouches' my son," the father replied. "You must understand that although the desert sands are very beautiful, they are also extremely hot. These babouches' keep us from burning our feet."

     "So tell me then," added the boy.

     "Yes, my son."

     "Why are we living in Sydney and still wearing all this crap?"

[KiwiCol]

Fecken Amen!  to that!!

[froudy]

It works this way as well..Just saying 

"Why are we living in the UK and still wearing all this crap?"

[grog]

 

[Mick_J]

  If you want to live in our country, live as we do or F*%K off.

[KiwiCol]

I reckon the immigrants to any country should be asked if they want to "assimilate into the society" or do they want to "invade"? 

They arrive at a new country, get in on hardship grounds, then set about recreating exactly what they just fecken left, only difference is they're now at the top of the heap.   

Ethnic diversity & each to their own religion, fine, no issues.  But we shouldn't have different rules for a few.

The other day I was driving home, saw a bloke riding a motorbike, no helmet, just a bloody 'towel' wrapped round his head!  Thought, yeah, that'll be good for ya when you get skittled ya half wit! 
I mean, how would we go if we said, no, I don't want to wear a helmet, I want to wear my towel instead?  We'd be told helmet or don't ride a fecken bike!

just sayin . . .   

[ARH]

Col..... 

Change your religious status to become a Sikh and you would be able to wear a towel 

[Andre]

@KiwiCol Your post deserves a double like. At least the forum system thinks and put 2 down for me

[Kiwifruit]

Racists all of you.......... 
Shame we are made to feel this way.
Recently had some bloke from Sudan murder a woman..... how the hell did he get in ?

[Batkwaka]

How do you know a Jet Plane of Poms has just landed?
Because even when the engines have stopped, you can still hear the whining!

[Mrg]

That a bit racist mate 😂 your plane engine are not that bad being made down there are they