Old Age

[VladTepes]

Yesterday morning I bought two six packs of beer on sale at the Liquor Store.
I placed them on the front seat of the car and headed back home.

I stopped at the service station where a drop-dead gorgeous, almost blonde was filling up her car at the next pump.

It was very warm and she was wearing tight shorts and a light top which was wide open.

She glanced at the beer, bent over and knocked on my passenger window.

With her bra-less breasts almost falling out of her skimpy top she said, in a sexy voice,

"I'm a big believer in barter, old fellow, would you be interested in trading sex for beer?"

I thought for a few seconds and asked, "What kind of beer you got?"

[KiwiCol]

You da MAN Mike!!  Good on ya.    However, me being a simpler person, would have gone the 'other route' with my answer. 

[froudy]

 

[gsxbarmy]

 

[Mrg]

  I would have asked for discount  for oap lol 😂

[Gegs]

 

[MarkN]