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Started by gsxbarmy, Wednesday, 25 April 2018, 09:46 PM

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gsxbarmy

Wednesday, 25 April 2018, 09:46 PM
Now who'd dare show THIS to the boss lady  :whistling:
Nothing to do.............all day to do it....I love retirement :lol:

Del

#1
Wednesday, 25 April 2018, 10:29 PM
 :rofl2: :rofl2: :rofl2: :rofl2: :rofl2: :rofl2:
All Lives Matter
...until you multiply them by the speed of light squared. Then all lives energy.

A 'feuchainn gu cruaidh gus fuck a thoirt seachad - ach gu mì-fhortanach a' fàilligeadh

Red Biker

#2
Thursday, 26 April 2018, 12:10 AM
ooooh not me!!  :clapping:
Many a Donkey has lost its hoof on the rocky road, don't be that Donkey!

froudy

#3
Thursday, 26 April 2018, 12:30 AM
No...I don't think I'd risk that one...I know exactly what her reply would be...

F*ck off you old bald c*nt...
It would be said with a laugh though :rofl2:
Assumption is the mother of all fuck ups!

Red Biker

#4
Thursday, 26 April 2018, 12:35 AM
lol Steve, mine would be a silent right hook just when I'm not expecting it! she's a bit like Kato!
Many a Donkey has lost its hoof on the rocky road, don't be that Donkey!

Notty

#5
Thursday, 26 April 2018, 02:27 AM
Mrs Notty hasn't cooked in 43 years of marriage - so she doesn't know where the kitchen is anyway !  :smile2:
The older I get the better I was
The problem with retirement is that you cant take a day off

gsxbarmy

#6
Thursday, 26 April 2018, 02:31 AM
Quote from: Notty on Thursday, 26 April  2018, 02:27 AM
Mrs Notty hasn't cooked in 43 years of marriage - so she doesn't know where the kitchen is anyway !  :smile2:

Dear Mrs Notty,

Did you happen to look at the GSX1400 Owners forum recently? No? I thought not  :happy1: :happy1: :rofl3:
Nothing to do.............all day to do it....I love retirement :lol:

froudy

#7
Thursday, 26 April 2018, 03:03 AM
Quote from: gsxbarmy on Thursday, 26 April  2018, 02:31 AM
Quote from: Notty on Thursday, 26 April  2018, 02:27 AM
Mrs Notty hasn't cooked in 43 years of marriage - so she doesn't know where the kitchen is anyway !  :smile2:

Dear Mrs Notty,

Did you happen to look at the GSX1400 Owners forum recently? No? I thought not  :happy1: :happy1: :rofl3:

:happy1: :happy1: :rofl3: :rofl3:
Assumption is the mother of all fuck ups!

Blubber

#8
Thursday, 26 April 2018, 04:34 AM
Just showed my wife this.. I got a smile


Must be a UK thing then  :tongue:

Plus..
She can take some banter... She is used to it  :lol:
Wreck-it Richard - one of the unDutchables

ARH

#9
Thursday, 26 April 2018, 05:12 AM
Mine just looked at me, shook her head and sighed... I've no idea what she meant by that  :happy1:

lil4399

#10
Thursday, 26 April 2018, 05:33 AM
Mine howled laughing and said "fair cop"

No, she's not for sale.  :cool:
If you are going to run out of fuel, do it in your garage.

It's only a short walk to the kettle.

gsxbarmy

#11
Thursday, 26 April 2018, 07:59 AM
No reply from Notty yet - oh dear maybe Mrs Notty saw what Geoff wrote  :whistling:
Nothing to do.............all day to do it....I love retirement :lol:

KiwiCol

#12
Thursday, 26 April 2018, 08:18 AM
Or found out how much that exhaust cost  :lol:
😎  Always looking for the next corner.  😎

Kiwifruit

#13
Thursday, 26 April 2018, 08:28 AM
Isn't Notty just looking after it ? :popcorn:
Another great day on the right side of the grass.😎

Sweaty

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Thursday, 26 April 2018, 10:52 AM Last Edit: Thursday, 26 April 2018, 11:14 AM by Sweaty
Quote from: gsxbarmy on Thursday, 26 April  2018, 07:59 AM
No reply from Notty yet -

That's because he is too bloody busy in the kitchen to reply Dave  :grin:
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