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Started by VladTepes, Friday, 06 April 2018, 12:45 PM

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VladTepes

My Surgery

When I first noticed that my penis was growing larger and staying erect longer, I was delighted, as was my wife.

But... after several weeks, my penis had grown fifty centimetres.
I became quite concerned. I was having problems dressing, and even walking; so the wife and I went to see a prominent urologist.

After an initial examination, the doctor explained to us that, though rare, my condition (Donkey Doodle) could be fixed through corrective Surgery.

"How long will he be on crutches?" my wife asked anxiously.

"Crutches? Why would he need crutches?" responded the surprised doctor.

"Well," said the wife coldly, "you're gonna lengthen his legs, aren't you?
Ottomans: 'Hippity hoppity, Vienna's our property"
...and then the Winged Hussars arrived.

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shanered6

i intend to live for ever or die trying !!

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Notty

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froudy

Assumption is the mother of all fuck ups!

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