slightly risky true story

[Speedy1959]

Last summer I went on a long bike ride to a café in the middle of nowhere that is a well known biker place..
I think its called "The Hartside Café" if I remember..
Actually it recently burnt down !!
https://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/news/north-east-news/famous-hartside-cafe-near-alston-14376722

Anyway I needed the loo and went into the bog (loo) and noticed a large hairy gorilla Biker guy having a slash (A Pee)..
He had his bike helmet in one hand whilst peeing with the other.

Now I am known for my dodgy sense of humour so quick as a flash I said..
"That's something you don't see every day"
He turned round and scowled at me and snapped "WHAT !!"
I said "A guy holding 2 helmets"

The look he gave me was murderous..
I noticed he was errr "mid stream" and decided I had a few minutes to escape and hide..

My mate reckons that one of these days my sense of humour will get me into trouble !!

[Sweaty]

  Keep the sense of Humour Speedy. Too many people are void of it these days.

[KiwiCol]

Agree, keep the humour,    but be mindful when & where you use it,  -   unless you want an unscheduled trip to the dentist.   

[T 24]

Agree, keep your humor and use it, but beware of idiots

[lawrie]

Reminds me of a time many years ago me & a pal stopped off at a motorway services for a pee, a fella was already 'performing' as we went in & took a porcelain either side of him, after a few second my pal ( a real big guy) looked down & across at me &  squeaked. 'Oh hello big boy'.   I've never seen anyone fold up & scramble out of a piss-house so quick.

[Mick_J]

A sense of humour is becoming non PC these days so keep it up.  Funniest thing I heard in a public bog was as I was washing my hands two blokes were having a slash and one of them had his phone ringing so he said to his mate "can you get that" and I said as I was walking out the door "I hope you mean the phone".