Englishman & French Man

[froudy]

An Englishman is on holiday in France, sitting eating his breakfast (coffee, croissants, bread, butter & jam), when a Frenchman chewing bubble gum sits down next to him.
The Englishman ignores the Frenchman who, nevertheless, starts a conversation.
"You English folk eat the whole bread??"

Englishman, in a bad mood, "of course we do!"

Frenchman, after blowing a huge bubble, "we don't, in France we only eat the inside, the crusts we recycle & make into croissants & sell to England!"
The Frenchman has a smirk on his face, while the Englishman listens in silence.

The Frenchman persists " do you eat jam with the bread?"

Englishman "of course!"

The Frenchman ( cracking his bubblegum between his teeth & chuckling),  "We don't, we eat fresh fruit for breakfast, then we collect all the peel, skin, pips & leftovers, put them in a container, recycle it & make jam & sell to England."

After a moment of silence, the Englishman asks, "do you have sex in France??"

"Of course we do", says the Frenchman with a big smirk.

Englishman asks, " and what do you do with the used condoms when your finished?"

"We throw them away of course."

"We don't, in England we collect them all up put them into a container, recycle, melt down & make into bubble gum & sell it to France!!

[lil4399]

 

No more chewing gum. 

[Notty]

Groan - You need to spend more time in work Steve !!