Rudolph and Prancer

[gsxbarmy]

Apparently Rudolph and Prancer aren't buying Xmas presents this year because they are two deer.

[grog]

Mine reply just as bad. Did you hear about the baked beans travelling around australia? They ended up in cairns.

[Notty]

why is it so wet in the Uk at christmas? its reindeer !!

[Red Biker]

My friend just discovered he is gay and dyslexic, but he's still in Daniel!

[Red Biker]

When I was a kid my parents used to beat me with a telephone, I was always on the receiving end!
I'm still trying to dial with it now!

Ps
Currently sat in a car park waiting for Mrs Red so post count is rising by the minute!

[VladTepes]

What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?


A Holly Davidson.


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Why are Christmas trees so bad at knitting?


They always drop their needles.


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What do you call Santa's most impolite reindeer?


Rudeolph


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What do you get when Santa accidentally goes down a chimney when the fire's lit?


Krisp Kringle


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What do you call Santa's helpers?


Subordinate clauses


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What do you get if you eat Christmas decorations?


Tinsilitis.


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and my favourite:


How can you tell snowmen apart from snow women?




Snowballs.

[ARH]

OMG.... they don't get any better do they...

[froudy]

Where's the "Tumbleweed" emoji when you need it

[saggy0000]

WELL