Breakfast

[owen426]

A 7 year old and a 4 year old were in their bedroom.
"You know what" says the 7 year old,
"I think it's time we started swearing. When we go down stairs for breakfast I'll swear first, then you."
"OK" says the 4 year old.
Mum ask the 7 year old what he wants for breakfast.
"I'll have coco pops, bitch"
WHACK! He flew out of his chair crying his eyes out.
Mum looks at the 4 year old and said sternly,
"And what do you want?".
"Dunno but it won't be fucking coco pops."

[froudy]

 

[Red Biker]

A topical one,

The guy who stole my advent calendar has now been caught and charged... It was an open and shut case, he got 28 days!