Spammer

[seth]

haggis topped pizza yes
deep fried yes
deep fried and battered yes

[Daytona]

I should thing you'll be having haggis with heaps a tat ties tonight Seth, 

[seth]

should be 
im english ive only lived up here 30 years 

[Kiwifruit]

I'm amazed how Col can sniff out the mention of food in any post. 

[Notty]

Waitress:
there's egg and bacon,
egg sausage and bacon
Egg and spam
Egg, bacon and spam
Egg, bacon, sausage and spam
Spam, bacon, sausage and spam
Spam, egg, spam, spam, bacon and spam
Spam, sausage, spam, spam, spam, bacon, spam tomato and spam
Spam, spam, spam, egg and spam
Spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, baked beans, spam, spam, spam and spam.


Or Lobster Thermidor aux crevettes with a mornay sauce
served in a provencale manner with shallots and aubergines
garnished with truffle pate, brandy and a fried egg on top and spam.
Wife:
Have you got anything without spam?
Waitress:
Well, the spam, eggs, sausage and spam
That's not got much spam in it
Wife:
I don't want any spam!
Customer:
Why can't she have eggs, bacon, spam and sausage?
Wife:
That's got spam in it!
Customer:
Hasn't got much spam in it as spam, eggs, sausage and spam has it?

Monty Python - timeless

[Andre]

Green Eggs and Ham - just as the Dr. ordered.

Who knows the name of the "Dr."?

[seth]

dr zeuz !

[Andre]

Very good Seth! You haven't even googled for it 

[seth]

still remember all the
cat in the hat
and other books from when i was a smaller child

[lil4399]

no wonder we're confused the english language  is made up off 1/3 germanic a1/3 french and a 1/3 of god knows what .
and then we send it the other side of the world and the Australians and new Zealanders distilled it to its bare bones and don't even mention what the yanks have done with it then sending it back ruined via tv and films.
at least european languages are more or less as they've always been.

Sorry Seth, but "English" is 57% French. 

And I had haggis, neaps & tatties for tea for you tonight. Still on the whisky. 

[seth]

57%thats about a 3rd isnt it

i only use a little bit of the French part and loads of the german bit 

[lil4399]

Must admit, the germanicks have the best line in swearwords. 

[Andre]

Must admit, the germanicks have the best line in swearwords. 

That is true as you talk to
God in Spanish
lover in French
dog in German

However I prefer to swear in English but wait...
One of my favorite is SOB and that contains a reference to a dog. That must have something to do with the whatever percentage of Germanic in the language.

I think it's time for my 2nd Guinness. but 1st I ave to finish my coffee