Deep & Meaningful Quotes

[VladTepes]

Ok well shallow and meaningless quotes are fun too

I always wanted this on a T shirt -
Sorry I'm late, I got here as soon as I wanted to.

There are a billions of nerves in the human body, and some people have the ability to irritate all of them.

I stopped understanding math when the alphabet decided to get involved.

You never realize what you have until it's gone. Toilet paper is a good example.

If Monday had a face... I would punch it.