Life Advice

[VladTepes]

Be the person your dog thinks you are.

[KiwiCol]

Aint got no dog, nor cat or goldfish.     Got a Missus though, and unfortunately, I am the person she thinks I am!     Beer anyone?

[Batkwaka]

"Never give up on yourself, that's what friends are for"...

[Tony Nitrous]

"Get a good bed and a good pair of boots, if you ain't in one you're in the other".

[Tony Nitrous]

"Never marry for money.... but it doesn't hurt to marry where there is some".

[grog]

My way is just do what you gotta do. If it helps, me, family or someone else, thats all good. If someone doesnt agree, long as you think its right, bad luck to them. Sometimes, doing what you have to is unpleasent, sometime really good. Just how i look at life.

[Tony Nitrous]

There are 4 types of motorcycles...

1: Large chain drive, air cooled 16v Suzuki's...

2: Large chain driver, oil cooled 16v Suzuki's...

3: Large chain drive, water cooled 16v Suzuki's...

4: Others.

"Other"... are best avoided

[Tony Nitrous]

My Birthday in a couple of weeks.   I mention going to the pub for a feed. Mrs looks at her diary and says she has a work colleague passing through the area that day that's coming around the house for lunch. Turns out it's a female work colleague who has a long term female partner.

Mrs isn't talking to me now as apparently "Fark! You get me the best birthday presents" was NOT a suitable response. Who'd have guessed?

[grog]

Cant win them all Tony.

[urbanus]

Live it, I doubt very much you will get a second go around.

[Tony Nitrous]

Be the person your dog thinks you are.

If there's ever any doubt who loves you most, the wife or the dog, lock them both in the car boot for an hour,  then see which one is most please to see you when you let them out...