Lad should buy a lottery ticket now.

[Mick_J]

https://www.msn.com/en-gb/cars/news/biker-crashes-into-car-while-speeding-on-road/vi-AASoqEk?ocid=msedgntp

[GSXKING]

He sure should. Lucky to get away from broken bones etc. kind of glanced off the side of the care. Although front end was ripped out of the bike. 

[Hooli]

He's a fuckwit, that was obvious from about half hour before it happened.

[Kiwifruit]

Yes Hooli he's a fuckwit 

[Nic]

How you think you can ride like that and not get cleaned up, not so much a wanker but just fucking dim IMO. Then again, I remember being pretty dim myself back in the day, easy now bein a coot.

[grog]

Just a frogwit

[Kiwifruit]

How old do you have to be to be a coot Nic ?
Just asking for a friend 

[Nic]

How old do you have to be to be a coot Nic ?
Just asking for a friend 

Err, not sure mate, I'm 67 n I reckon that makes me one though. I sure ride like one these days but I think a lot of that is the abhorrentation of getting booked, or even having to talk to them, either way, it's a lot safer 
Pretty sure I'm well into cootdom.

[grog]

At 66 guess im a coot. Never thought about it. Cop spoke to me recently. Told me i was in a bike lane at traffic lights. Told him i was on a bike. All that happened, he had a smile on his dial. Just told the truth.

[Mick_J]

All Motorbikes are classed as bicycles for tax purposes here but that argument doesn't hold much water with our rossers.

[Nic]

One more idea about cootdom, maybe if you can't pick the bike up you're a coot, I've got no chance, just another reason to keep it up, I can still get it up though

[Eric GSX1400K3]

So what does it mean to get Cooties then?

[KiwiCol]

Cooties - a selection of associated female friends of a Coot.

[DP1400]

Brings back memories......Ouch! Yep, he`s an idiot, but many of us were in our younger years. No excuse though . He`s a lucky lad, his next outing could have been in the back of a hearse....