Corona virus general discussion thread

[Hooli]

The ones doing that & wearing gloves really make me laugh.

[Hooli]

I've got a sore throat which obviously means a slight temp, headache & coughing occasionally. You know like a normal regular sore throat that you get occasionally before everyone wanted to pretend that any slight illness was a fatal imaginary plague.

Anyway they told me to go for one of the plague tests. I'm just back from the local drive through one, what an utter load of bollocks! some idiot shouting at you so you can't hear them because you're not allowed to open your windows, then ring two people stood by your car rather than just talk to them. No one actually assists with the test so you've probably swabbed the wrong places etc etc

Christ, if I wasn't fully aware it's overhyped rubbish you'd think it was something highly contagious & dangerous. Utterly bloody daft. But in 24-48hrs I know if I've got a normal bug or a 'lets pretend it'll kill everyone even though 99.9% of people recover from it while we destroy society about it' bug.

Place your bets..

[Irish in Oz]

I took the missus to the MOT centre last week where they do the Covid and blood tests for the hospital. We had to go to Lane 4, got to the roller door it opened then waved over into Lane 3 for covid, the guy obviously dealing with both lanes gives us the necessary crap we are then directed back into lane 4, so missus goes in to give blood for tests and now there a good chance we come out with Covid.

[Kiwifruit]

Saw a couple of people today ,driving their cars ALONE,with a bloody mask on FFS !   (are they saving the steering wheel from catching the coni virus ?? )  lol.

Am I missing something    

Don't worry Roo on Oct 15th the 'Lady in Red' will explain all.....meanwhile 'Let's keep moving' and remember Roo.....be kind  !!   
Seek comfort in knowing you are in the 'Team of 5 Million'
I know, l know, we would prefer to see two teams of 15 playing each other.
But that won't keep us scared and compliant will it !!
Remember lockdown, up to 80,000 deaths they said. We have now lost 24, the large majority of those over 80 years of age.
Coffin dodging is not easier just because we get older and wiser...... 

[Hooli]

So I volunteered for the Russian Vaccine Trial for Covid-19. It's been kept very quiet for security reasons. I received my first shot and wanted to let you know that it's completely safe with иo side effects whatsoeveя, and that I feelshκι χoρoshό я чувствую себя немного странно и я думаю, что вытащил ослиные уши..comrade.

[grog]

Funny Mate. I like your style. 😂

[Notty]

So I volunteered for the Russian Vaccine Trial for Covid-19. It's been kept very quiet for security reasons. I received my first shot and wanted to let you know that it's completely safe with иo side effects whatsoeveя, and that I feelshκι χoρoshό я чувствую себя немного странно и я думаю, что вытащил ослиные уши..comrade.

You are a shining example to us all Hooli 

[Hooli]

The Readybrek kids have grown up comrade Notty

[Kiwifruit]

Very good Hooli   

[Globalrider]

People must not cough near you , they must cough far away.
If you hear someone coughing tell them to..... far cough!

[Eric GSX1400K3]

So I volunteered for the Russian Vaccine Trial for Covid-19. It's been kept very quiet for security reasons. I received my first shot and wanted to let you know that it's completely safe with иo side effects whatsoeveя, and that I feelshκι χoρoshό я чувствую себя немного странно и я думаю, что вытащил ослиные уши..comrade.

Next you will be offering us "tea" Comrade Hooli

[Kiwifruit]

Covid 19 kills the Yorkshire Ripper........ excellent !!

[Monarchjock]

Covid 19 kills the Yorkshire Ripper........ excellent !!

Isolation didn't seem to work there, did it? 

[seth]

Getting my first covid vaccine jag on Monday morning.
2nd will be 12th of January in the morning .
I'll let you know how it goes and what if anything happens.

[Eric GSX1400K3]

Getting my first covid vaccine jag on Monday morning.
2nd will be 12th of January in the morning .
I'll let you know how it goes and what if anything happens.