Snair

[lawrie]

A lady took the dog to the vet today as it seemed to be going deaf.

Vet said it was hair blocking the eardums, she cut the hair away and all is now fine. Her advice was to get some Snair hair remover from the chemist and rub it on once a day.

She went to the chemist, the conversation went like this
"If you are rubbing this under your arms don't use deodorant straight after"
"No, I am not putting it under my armpits"
"If you are putting it on your legs then don't use moisturiser straight afterwards"
"No, I am not putting it on my legs, if you must know it is for my schnauzer"
" In that case stay off your bike for at least a week"