Corona virus general discussion thread

[Kiwifruit]

Thanks Johno.
Kinda makes sense. I think banks and govt would prefer us to be cashless
Was getting told it was due to virus. Just more misinformation.

[gsxbarmy]

This kind of says it all for me.....and lets not forget we have one of our own ( @Proteous ) on the front line. Stay safe Jay, thinking of you and thanks

[KiwiCol]

Awesome

[Kiwifruit]

Thats well done 

[Notty]

It is with great sadness that I have to mention the loss of a few local businesses as a result of COVID-19. A local bra manufacturer has gone bust, a submarine company has gone under, a manufacturer of food blenders has gone into liquidation, a dog kennel has had to call in the retrievers and a company supplying paper for origami enthusiasts has folded. Local strip club has gone tits up, Interflora is pruning its business and Dyno-rod has gone  down the drain.  The saddest one though is the ice cream van man found dead covered in nuts and raspberry sauce.  He couldn't take it any more and topped himself 

[Mrg]

i think the only way to provent people from going out wille nilly oh i am diong my keep fit thing   first time in the life     is for the police to  stop them id them and take there details then report them to the gov office so that there name can be taken of the forlow pay sheme 80 percent and they lose the lot , then see how many go out of there home to do there keep fucking fit  ie  just a fucking reason to get out of the house   and the papers should come up with the head lines      if you go out with out a valid reason you have just killed some one MURDER

SORRY BUT THATS MY RANT OVER hope your all safe out there guys and girls        i only say this as i am still working like loads of us that have to i am HMP  BUT IT PISS ME OFF THAT SO MANY PEOPLE ARE GOING OUT JUST FOR THE SAKE OF IT stay safe all 

[grog]

Today i had to work for last time for 2 weeks. Took the long road to work. Bike just so good. Thats it, if i go out again, no valid reason, 1300 fine. New helmet just bedding in, such a pity itll have to wait.

[Notty]

Today i had to work for last time for 2 weeks. Took the long road to work. Bike just so good. Thats it, if i go out again, no valid reason, 1300 fine. New helmet just bedding in, such a pity itll have to wait.

Best to be safe and around to get full use out of that helmet ! 1300 fine? its £39 in the UK, some twat in west Wales has been fined 6 times already - Take his mobile off him, his car and castrate him with a rusty blunt knife !! Rant over until tomorrow !!

[DP1400]

I had no idea there were so many dog owners locally.......and soooo much of the joggers silly hi-vis gear looks a little too new for my liking

[Andre]

Dog-for-Rent business is going great

[Kiwifruit]

Andre you will be pleased to know somewhere in China has banned the eating of cats and dogs.
Batatouille is still on the menu   

[KiwiCol]

How would you like your Bat sir? Rare?

[Andre]

Raw bat please with a pint of pangolin blood

[Kiwifruit]

Would you like the Bear Gaul dressing with freshly ground Rhino Horn.......... Comrade?

[GSXKING]

I've stolen this from another post