A bit of fun (courtesy of CoronaVirus Global)

[gsxbarmy]

So just for a bit of fun - assuming that others worldwide are on shut down and self-isolating - what are your answers to the following questions (funny or serious, I don't mind as this is supposed to be for fun). All questions relate to the GSX1400.

1. Which is the best oil to use and how often should I change it?
2. What is the best oil filter I can use?
3. I need a new air filter - which is the best one I can buy?
4. What oil should I use in my forks. How often should I change this?
5. What tyres are the very best for my bike?
6. My bike won't start. Why?
7. What are the best disks to use?
8. What are the best brake pads to use?
9. How often should I change the brake fluid. What fluid should I use?
10. My rear suspension is leaking. Can it be fixed? Do I need new rear suspension? Which should I buy?
11. I know the GSX1400 is a naked bike but what fairing or screen can I fit?
12. I want to change the twin exhaust on my bike - which is the best after market twin exhaust to purchase?

And the tie breaker. Place these GSX1400's in the correct order, fastest first, slowest last:

A. Blue and White
B. Red and Black
C. Black
D. Blue
E. Primer (sorry Silver)

Enjoy! Let the fun begin 

[seth]

So just for a bit of fun - assuming that others worldwide are on shut down and self-isolating - what are your answers to the following questions (funny or serious, I don't mind as this is supposed to be for fun). All questions relate to the GSX1400.

1. Which is the best oil to use and how often should I change it?
Any good quality 10w/40 semi synthetic oil (i use Halfords) changed every 4000miles
2. What is the best oil filter I can use?
Any I use a Suzuki or champion filter changed every 4000miles (they are less than £4)
3. I need a new air filter - which is the best one I can buy?
K&n as they can be cleaned in the standard bikes pod filters on the tuned bike
4. What oil should I use in my forks. How often should I change this?
The correct for my hagon springs (can't be bothered to go look in the garage for spec)
5. What tyres are the very best for my bike?
I use Pirelli angle gt2's on all the bikes
6. My bike won't start. Why?
No have ever not started yet (the red and black did have a moment last month so I replaced the 15 year old battery)
7. What are the best disks to use?
We have either original standard discs or ebc
8. What are the best brake pads to use?
Ebc HH front Ebc rear.
9. How often should I change the brake fluid. What fluid should I use?
Halfords dot 4 change every 4-5 years
10. My rear suspension is leaking. Can it be fixed? Do I need new rear suspension? Which should I buy?
All shock still ok
Its worth following the fix before replacing.
I have had hagon on the back and were great the tuned bike has wp shocks
11. I know the GSX1400 is a naked bike but what fairing or screen can I fit?
The 2 standard bikes have give A720 screens the tuned will have a gpz style Twin headlight set up
12. I want to change the twin exhaust on my bike - which is the best after market twin exhaust to purchase?
Fit an akroprovic and yoshi cams
And the tie breaker. Place these GSX1400's in the correct order, fastest first, slowest last:

A. Blue and White fastest 136 bhp
B. Red and Black standard
C. Black emma's  (as fast as standard if I ride it)
D. Blue standard and looks nice
E. Primer (sorry Silver)
Should be slightly quicker than standard as has less paint on it .


Enjoy! Let the fun begin 

[Mick_J]

Okay I'll play.

1. Which is the best oil to use and how often should I change it?
A.  Smith & Allan fully synthetic, change it at 4000 miles.

2. What is the best oil filter I can use?
A.  HiFlo HF138

3. I need a new air filter - which is the best one I can buy?
A.  Standard Suzuki.

4. What oil should I use in my forks. How often should I change this?
A.  Smith & Allan 10w fork oil.  Change every 5 years or so.

5. What tyres are the very best for my bike?
A.  Continental Conti-motion.

6. My bike won't start. Why?
A.  No petrol.

7. What are the best disks to use?
A.  Standard Suzuki or EBC.

8. What are the best brake pads to use?
A.  EBC Organic.

9. How often should I change the brake fluid. What fluid should I use?
A.  Every two years with a good Dot 4.

10. My rear suspension is leaking. Can it be fixed? Do I need new rear suspension? Which should I buy?
A.  Yes it can so no you don't.  If you must buy Hagon if cash is in short supply and Ohlins/Maxton.

11. I know the GSX1400 is a naked bike but what fairing or screen can I fit?
A.  Not applicable, its a naked bike.

12. I want to change the twin exhaust on my bike - which is the best after market twin exhaust to purchase?
A.  Probable Akrapovik.

And the tie breaker. Place these GSX1400's in the correct order, fastest first, slowest last:

A. Blue and White
B. Red and Black
C. Black
D. Blue
E. Primer (sorry Silver)

A to E in that order from fastest to slowest.

[Andre]

1. Which is the best oil to use and how often should I change it?
Cold pressed raps oil. Change at recommended 6k km intervals. Used oil is really tasty in the kitchen and supplies essential trace metals.

2. What is the best oil filter I can use?
DIY from coffee filters.

3. I need a new air filter - which is the best one I can buy?
DIY from toilet paper.

4. What oil should I use in my forks. How often should I change this?
Burt's Bees Baby oil - all natural ingedients. Never need to change oil again. Fork seals will outlast the 14 engine.

5. What tyres are the very best for my bike?
The tyres off T24's tractor.

6. My bike won't start. Why?
Forgot to turn the ignition key.

7. What are the best disks to use?
Fast and Furious DVDs.

8. What are the best brake pads to use?
Always - the one with the wings.

9. How often should I change the brake fluid. What fluid should I use?
Mice milk! Replace as often as you are able to collect enough milk. How to do this effectively see: https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC2789213/

10. My rear suspension is leaking. Can it be fixed? Do I need new rear suspension? Which should I buy?
Can't be fixed. Replace with pogo sticks.

11. I know the GSX1400 is a naked bike but what fairing or screen can I fit?
This should do fine:


12. I want to change the twin exhaust on my bike - which is the best after market twin exhaust to purchase?
No need for after market, plenty of bazookas available:


And the tie breaker. Place these GSX1400's in the correct order, fastest first, slowest last:

No need to put this in order as the warp speed capable Galaxy Silver outperforms them all 

[Big Geordi]

1,Motul Fully Synth
2,Hi Flo
3,I don't have an Airbox
4,Return to Maxton
5,Michelin Pilot Powers
6,cause your stupid!! 
7,Galfer
8,EBC Sintered
9,Yearly at least every 2
10,yes,just buy Nitron Race Spec
11,Wes Cooley
12,Dont know Akra Rules!!
Blue and White rest are not relevant!!

[Hooli]

So just for a bit of fun - assuming that others worldwide are on shut down and self-isolating - what are your answers to the following questions (funny or serious, I don't mind as this is supposed to be for fun). All questions relate to the GSX1400.

1. Which is the best oil to use and how often should I change it?
2. What is the best oil filter I can use?
3. I need a new air filter - which is the best one I can buy?
4. What oil should I use in my forks. How often should I change this?
5. What tyres are the very best for my bike?
6. My bike won't start. Why?
7. What are the best disks to use?
8. What are the best brake pads to use?
9. How often should I change the brake fluid. What fluid should I use?
10. My rear suspension is leaking. Can it be fixed? Do I need new rear suspension? Which should I buy?
11. I know the GSX1400 is a naked bike but what fairing or screen can I fit?
12. I want to change the twin exhaust on my bike - which is the best after market twin exhaust to purchase?

And the tie breaker. Place these GSX1400's in the correct order, fastest first, slowest last:

A. Blue and White
B. Red and Black
C. Black
D. Blue
E. Primer (sorry Silver)

Enjoy! Let the fun begin 

1. Olive oil
2. 120 denier tights
3. 80 denier tights
4. Sunflower oil, changed every 10mins
5. Whitewalls
6. The warp coil has discharged due to excessive kryptonite in the tardis
7. Compact discs
8. The ones you've already got fitted
9. Weekly & use superglue for extra stopping power
10. A welder & hardtail it with plywood struts
11. Sellotape your old conservatory on the front, it'll look better than any aftermarket screen
12. 1/2" copper pipe for the two smoke look

I don't get the tie breaker, it's already in the correct order. Is it a trick question?

[VladTepes]

1. Which is the best oil to use and how often should I change it?
A.  Baby. When she stops being slippery.

2. What is the best oil filter I can use?
A. A normal kitchen sieve ought to be fine.

3. I need a new air filter - which is the best one I can buy?
A. One of those surgical facemasks, but hard to get at the moment.

4. What oil should I use in my forks. How often should I change this?
A. yeah yeah April 1st I get it. Just like spoons, forks don't need oil.

5. What tyres are the very best for my bike?
A. The round ones.

6. My bike won't start. Why?
A. Kill switch

7. What are the best disks to use?
A.  Compact.

8. What are the best brake pads to use?
A. You shouldn't use break pads, get ones that won't break.

9. How often should I change the brake fluid. What fluid should I use?
A. I always do mine at the same interval as the blinker fluid.

10. My rear suspension is leaking. Can it be fixed? Do I need new rear suspension? Which should I buy?
A.  Of course. For a while. No. The best one to show off.

11. I know the GSX1400 is a naked bike but what fairing or screen can I fit?
A.  You can buy a large givi touring screen from me.

12. I want to change the twin exhaust on my bike - which is the best after market twin exhaust to purchase?
A.  Twins are for bedtime. Get a 4-1

And the tie breaker. Place these GSX1400's in the correct order, fastest first, slowest last:

A. Black / Red & Black
B. Daylight
C. The other ones, nobody cares.