Corona virus hits UK

[Notty]

All sorted 

[DP1400]

Where the fcuk did you get all those toilet rolls from?

[KiwiCol]

You're short on booze though Notty, You'd have to have more than a bottle of Bourbon, Malibu & Vodka before your inflatable friend becomes appealing - red gash n all!

[Hooli]

If those bog rolls run out Notty

[Notty]

You're short on booze though Notty, You'd have to have more than a bottle of Bourbon, Malibu & Vodka before your inflatable friend becomes appealing - red gash n all!

there is enough booze do drink her pretty 

[Kiwifruit]

Notty don't eat the baked beans and you won't need all that bog roll.
Col that alcohol will be purely for hand sanitising.

Best not to mention your gf Notty.